Porridge Oats

To make love in a particularly oaty way.
See "Fruit syrup" as an extention.

"Man, we made porridge oats last night!"

"Man, i rained fruit syrup all over our porridge oats last night!"

by Tumblebumbl August 28, 2018

Zac Oates

dyslexic

Zac Oates is a major fuckboi

by fearofchange April 19, 2019

Head Oats

When you want a head pat but you get oats instead.

*Head oats you gently*
"Ah, another oat, I like them so much, thank you."

by Sleepyyy.bunny July 6, 2022

Haulin' Oats

When you begin to run faster then you ever have before, so fast that your are faster then the world's quickest horse. As if you were eating the very same oats that the fastest horse was raised eating.

Guy 1: "Dude, look at Dan he's running so fast"
Guy 2: "Yeah bro he's haulin' oats"

by Wazikazi August 12, 2011

Oatism

A Local Nebiourhood Friend Called Jordan Foad Who Likes To Eat Porridge Oats With A Slice Of Autism,He Also Likes Busting A Nut On Uncle Jack

Jordan Foad Has Oatism He Had Porridge For Breakfast After Having Fun In Bed

by FindMeOnTheInternetYouSillyBoi January 17, 2022

space oats

Like oats, only in space.

"Space corn... space oats... space wheat..."

by lunar April 4, 2003

Octostacker

A massive burger made by putting together to Burger King 'Quad-Stackers' on to a single bun.

I can't believe you ate that entire octostacker!

by bobbusnewbrick January 11, 2009