oatmeal pie

another word for a women's vagina

I ate some oatmeal pie last night

by afrothug March 12, 2004

outmatch

when one person or thing did not match another. it does not fit in in its environment.

"people who seem to have been wholly outmatched by their cold, manipulative son"

by Hanalfaveto November 25, 2005

oatmeal cookies

a street name for oxycontin when your talking on the phone next to your mom

BOB: hey the backer is in town with some cookies

BILL: what kind of cookies

BOB: Oatmeal Cookies

by S.O.H.O.N. March 15, 2008

Oatmeal Face

An insult commonly used to degrade your partner following intercourse

You fucking oatmeal face

by boneronfire45 April 26, 2009

Oatmeal sock

The process of taking a traffic cone with a hole in the top, inserting it in someones vagina or asshole, pouring a carton of milk, apple juice and orange juice into it, adding oatmeal, waiting for it to warm and eating it out.

Yo bro, last night i oatmeal socked the shit out of that skag, shit was ace.

by arch duke carlton January 25, 2011

outmanoobed

When you're owning a noob and the tables sudden change and you get owned instead (not neccesarry in a game, could be in chat)

Damn I got outmanoobed by christy89 on #camwhores last night

by Lars Nils Hansen July 2, 2006

oatmealing

when you're making out with a really hot bitch and you puke in her mouth

Maaaan...I was so sick yesterday that when me and that bitch hooked up I oatmealed in her mouth, she totally wanted me though.

by Allie Kazoo January 6, 2004