quantum of nutsack

1. adj: a measurement of shlongs per eggs on the dance floor or at a party, measured in nibbles; 1 nibble for every dude per chick. As we know, math is quite an issue for this, so rounding is appropriate.
2. adj: also a large group of homosexuals...also on the dance floor

Herman: Hey Richard, what's the quantum of nutsack?
Richard: It's about 3 nibbles.
Herman: Would you call that a fest of sausage?
Richard: Why yes, yes I would.

by doolichard March 8, 2011

nutsack

An expression of annoyance or pain. a scrotum

Nutsack! whyd u hit me with that?

by pervertedperson March 30, 2009

Holy Nutsack

The result of keeping a pocket jesus in the front pocket of ones pants.

Would you like to lick my Holy Nutsack?

by Tyler November 19, 2004

nutsack

when you mess up you scream nutsack

Courtney: Dude I lost your wallet.
Rachel: Oh NUTSACK.

by Imfat.ha June 4, 2010

nutsack

v.

When you pass out drunk and your buds attempt to place a bare nut sack on your face and get a phot to embarass your sorry ass while you are out cold.

by Chuckie May 23, 2003

nutsack

scrotum
bag that protects the nuts from most outside harm

also known as Erik Wenson

Chaz, put you nutsack back in your pants!

Chaz, your Erik Wenson is showing.

by lildavis October 1, 2007

Shit on my Nutsack

A phrase coined by the late Jaemok Lee, who used the expression to express serious distaste or displeasure in a relatively oppressive situation.

Yo Stuart, did you know the paper is due tomorrow?

Aw shit on my nutsack, I forgot about it.

by Mackdee April 20, 2010