Nolan

Hes on bottom.

Girl "Are you top or bottom?"
Nolan "Bottom duh."

by clutch999 March 23, 2021

Nolan

Nolan is none of these things on this website, Why you may ask? Because He's simply none of these things, He isn't the coolest guy you know, He isn't handsome and doesn't have amazing hair, and No one ascertains to be like him. Instead, He's the coolest guy to exist, He's stunning and God-like, His hair isn't amazing, It's astounding, And everyone wants to be him, Not like him. While it is true that he's horny as hell, I'll leave it out for the sake of his dignity. To put what I've said in simpler terms, He is both imperfection and perfection simultaneously, He is enigmatic. It is truly a mystery how he was created, and more importantly, how he came into my life, But what isn't a mystery is my love for all that he is. And when I say ALL that he is, It truly means ALL. From the beating of his heart To the roaring of his laugh, To the empty spaces in his head, HE is sweet, kindhearted, silly, understanding, and loveable. Regardless of the other Nolan these have been written for, This one is just for you. It will be yours, Forever and always.

Nolan is actually a golden retriever with a wig. :)

by Nevaeh (Yes it's me.) October 24, 2022

NOLAN

Male: One dope nigga. Loves to shnook it up with his boys. He's a hard ten. Often gets hot bitches, especially older ones. His favorite activities include partying, hot-boxing cars, and hanging with super hot bitches such as Ashlynne. Has a hella sick jew fro thats red, and no chest hair. Has good music taste, and gets pussy 24/7. On occasion gives cum shots to the eye.

Oh my gosh your dating Nolan? I'd kill to give him dome.

by thatHOTbitchASH July 6, 2011

Christopher Nolan

1. A (sometimes overrated) guy who fucks your empty brain with his extremely mind fucking movies.
2. The term used by a pseudo movie critic Indian nigga to criticize Bollywood movies.
WARNING: Please don't watch his movies. Either your brain will lose it's virginity you'll end up becoming a fan tard.

He: Dude! What if I travel back in time and kill myself? Will it be called a suicide or murder?
Me: Wtf dude!! Are you Christopher Nolan?

by Asmurt_gai June 12, 2018

Nolan

He has the worlds largest dick in the world and he is the God of all men. Also he gets the chicks no matter what.

Damn Nolan your dick so big!

by Dofer August 18, 2016

Nolan chart

A two-dimensional graph of political viewpoints. The axes are belief in economic freedoms and belief in personal freedoms. Democrats believe in personal freedoms but few economic freedoms, Republicans just the opposite. Communists believe in neither, and Libertarians believe in both.

Before I saw the Nolan Chart, I thought Libertarians were just wierd Republicans, but now I realize they're awesome and vote for them every time.

by Yixil April 24, 2006

Pull a Nolan

Phrase used to imply rebooting an old series successfully. Giving a franchise a new start with much popularity and success like Chris Nolan's Batman trilogy.

Person A: "Hey man, did you see the Amazing Spider-Man trailer? I hope it does well."
Person B: "Yeah, I guess we'll see if the new director can pull a Nolan."

by SpryO3 July 22, 2011