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Noahitis

The condition of not taking a shower for several days, and in the process trying to disprove commonly known facts such as the laws of physics. (What goes up must come down)
"You fat bastard. It must be the Noahitis that is rotting your brain out."
by Ken March 23, 2005
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Noshir

A very handsome and charming individual. He has a big heart, and is tremendously talented. He often tells others of accomplishments he has achieved over the course of his life, and his background and abilities, however not too many people believe he is telling the truth. That's their loss - for he in fact, is.

If you are with someone who goes by the name of Noshir, be sure to treat him with absolute superiority. You will be rewarded for it in either this life or the next. Never lie to him, for he is in total control of his emotions and can terminate liers from his life, as easy as flicking a light switch. Treasure him and he will treasure you. But disrespect him and hurt him - and you will be sorry.

Noshir's go well with Lena's. The two get along like peanut butter & Jelly sandwiches. If you are named Lena and are with a guy named Noshir - make sure to always have Peanut butter & Jelly Sandwiches on the ready, for when his appetite for it kicks in. The last thing you want to do is not have the items at your disposal or not be willing to cook for him when he asks. Ooooooooo don't let this be you!
It's better to have loved Noshir. Then to have lost Noshir. Than to have never loved Noshir at all.
by adsfwae2q3 November 17, 2019
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Danny didn't want to have a normal job anymore, so he joined the noshirtgang.
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Nochito

Nochito in New York City refers to the northern part (and also areas close by, but north of) of New York City's "Chinatown" neighborhood.
That company, Cliqk, is located in Nochito.
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Nishimura

A Nishimura is of the flying variety; a bird that may be found fluffing up the feathers of their neck when becoming agitated. They can typically be seen updating attributes of tickets of internal ticketing system for where they work, or updating internal documentation
"Hey! have you guys seen that new team page for session level testing?" "Oh yeah it's a great one! The guy who created it is a total Nishimura"
by smileysmileygirl May 29, 2019
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Nishimura

A Nishimura is of the flying variety; a bird that may be found fluffing up the
feathers of their neck when becoming agitated. They can typically be seen
updating attributes of tickets of internal ticketing system for where they
work, or updating internal documentation
"Hey! have you guys seen that new team page for session level testing?" "Oh
yeah it's a great one! The guy who created it is a total Nishimura"
by Smileysmileygirl1 May 29, 2019
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