Nonce

A person that has no shame in doing something bad or stupid in general

No one
Absolutely no one
Friend: I stuck my head down the toilet and accidentally flushed it off.
Me: What a nonce!!!

by Sir. Wankalot May 7, 2020

Nonce

Jill Hudson

Jill Hudson is a nonce

by Rain Katie December 10, 2019

Nonce

John Conteh

Child; Please Do not touch me you nonce.
John Conteh; Lmao no.

by UrNansCrustyFlipFlop November 4, 2019

Nonce

A guy who fucks 5 year old

The kid is walking down the road she feels a warm breath on her neck a man grabs her and puts her in his van and strips her naked...... the van shakes
He is a nonce

by I’m not 5 April 13, 2019

Nonce

Nonce is like once but for something that never happened.

I heard that happened nonce.

by EnormousGreenRageMonster September 27, 2019

nonce

Like "once", "twice" and "thrice", but relating to something that has happened exactly zero times.

"How many times have you actually done this?"
"Once or twice."
"Really?"
"Okay, more like nonce."

by Adman12 December 30, 2005

Nonce

A decriptive that gives a number of frequency of zero. A non-occuring event.

Q: "How many times did you go out with him?"

A: "Nonce. Zero times"

by Lucien Nyx November 20, 2012