auto fellation

the act of sucking ones' own penis. a difficult task for most.

that guy is auto fellating! how the f**k does he do that?

if i mastered the art of auto fellation, i'd never need a woman again.

by danny7034 September 04, 2006

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auto-jizz

Verb
1. jizzing/o-ing purely by mental activity, no physical stimulus.

2. short moment of ecstasy (no actual jizz involved) brought on by extreme excitement, delicious food, extremely attractive people, etc...

Oh. My. God. I just saw my hott neighbor with no shirt on and I auto-jizzed.

That chocolate pastry was so good, I auto-jizzed right at the table.

by gladiusw February 17, 2010

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auto-coprô

Person who likes his own shit.
Person who likes sucks dick after have be fucked in the ass.

Aame gosta de comer a propria merda, ele é um auto-coprô.

by Orf May 05, 2005

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auto-coprô

Person who likes he own shit.
Person who likes sucks dick after have be fucked in the ass.

Adriano gosta de comer a propria merda, ele é um auto-coprô.

by Orf January 03, 2005

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Auto-smile

The act of smiling automatically. A genuine smile that can not be suppressed because of happiness or excitement. An automatic reaction to smile.

"I just saw the cutest golden retriever puppy, and I totally auto-smiled all the way home!"

"I saw that cute guy/girl at the coffee shop and I don't know what it is about him/her, but I auto-smile when I see him/her."

"I know I've only been seeing him/her for a month, but I auto-smile every time I see a text from him/her."

by merlin88 February 19, 2013

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