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Nookie Badge

Love bite

When someone marks you as their territory by sucking on your neck or other visible area, leaving a sign to other potential suitors that you have recently had relations

An ugly purple bruise that happens when someone sucks on an area of skin with gusto, bursting the capillary blood vessels just below the surface

An off putting sign that is usually seen on teenagers and adolescents. Often worn as a badge of honour in friendly circles until it drives away the wearers next would be date with revulsion.

A way for sluts to mark their exploits or conquests.

A way for people to tell that the wearer sleeps around and may not be a suitable safe sexual partner.

Do not let anyone suck on your neck unless you are in a relationship with them.

The same principle as cattle branding, you are owned until the mark heals which can be as long as a month if the person sucking knows what they are doing.

Similar results can be achieved by using a hoover to suck on your neck or pinching and twisting with extreme force bursting the blood vessels just below the skins surface.
Oh shit i never realised the bitch gave me a "nookie badge" until she left. How am i gonna pass this off to my girlfriend?

You - "Babe, i swear it was my mates with the hoover, they pinned me down and attacked my neck"

Babe - "Lying bastard, i know you been with that slut up the street"
by Wilbo Baggins November 15, 2010
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fortune cookie nookie

to have sex with an asian girl
Dude, I took this totally hot asian chick home last night and scored some fortune cookie nookie!
by Robert Richards October 14, 2007
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nookie in the jar

a distorted but clever mis-read of "in the nookie jar" typically committed by non-native english speakers, lazy readers and people who get really excited by the word "nookie," but which has valid usage:

1. covert nookie
2. covert expression of nookie
3. a doubly emphatic expression of the same
4. the version of "caught with your hand in the nookie jar" that doesn't involve being caught
5. surprise nookie
"me and my boyfriend are taking a car trip...you know, a little nookie in the jar."

"i'm going to surprise her on her birthday: a little wine, some candles, and i've got a extra-special stash of nookie in the jar"
by Dontcallme Illcallyou November 13, 2009
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Nookie nectar

Female genetal fluids or ejaculate; gynecological girl gush.
...and then I drank her sweet, sweet nookie nectar for hours while she moaned in pleasure.
by Eli Stubbs September 24, 2011
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nookie nazi

a person who with holds sex from their partner
Your girl wouldn't be such a bitch if you'd quit being such a Nookie Nazi and just give her some ass!
by Troubled October 26, 2014
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Ngoyi

The cutest most fun person to be around, funny, adorable and easy to love yet hard to figure out they will never let you down and will always lift you up when you feeling down their goodlookers
Lilian Ngoyi
by ngoyi May 6, 2014
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nokie dokie

Nokie Dokie is used to express disapproval. Not okay.
1st person: I'm sorry about last night, are you still coming by later?

2nd person: Nokie Dokie, I need some time.
by Curtmac18 December 8, 2016
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