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Needle Shower

A type of shower (most often found in the dorms at Evergreen College) that has such high water pressure that it blows your nipples right off.
dude, my girlfriend's boobs are so fucked cause her parents won't get rid of their needle shower.

i really wanted to get my nipples pierced but after taking a shower at Evergreen College, there was nothing left man.
by Alymma August 13, 2008
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Jew Nerdsey

A subsection of New Jersey populated almost entirely by Orthodox Jews. Lakewood is a prime example, though the outlets in Jackson, NJ can become very Jew Nerdsey during Holiday sales or clearance events. This would be an example of Variable Jew Nerdsey-ism.
"Hey, I gotta take ride down to Lakewood. Wanna go?"

"Jew Nerdsey? Dude, I don't wanna haggle for food at a fuckin' McDonald's!"
by MonkeyPoo!! February 17, 2009
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My eyes! They feel like needles!

What one screams in agony when one's eyes feel like needles.

Often shouted hysterically when hydrochloric acid, potassium permanganate, nitric acid, citric acid or some caustic or industrial chemical enters your eyes, and you can't help but scream in pain.
Greg Gregorius (after squirting orange juice in his eye): My eyes! They feel like needles!
Me: Here, let me gouge them out for you with this plastic spoon.
Greg: No, I'm quite fine, thanks.
by PaperMachete October 26, 2005
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1 man 2 needles

1 man 2 needles

A video continuing from the internet shock sites (such as 1 man 1 jar and 2 girls 1 cup) which involves 1 man sticking 2 needles in his scrotum.

This video is no longer available but if you research 1 man 2 needles you will find a man who has injected silicone into his balls for 6 years and his balls are the size of coconuts.
I have heard about the original 1 man 2 needles video but I can't watch it as it's no longer available.
by Prostate Exam May 28, 2014
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needle freak

Drug world expression for a drug user who gets a thrill from just feeling a needle go into the body - even if no drugs are involved.

Comes from the Pavlovian stimulus/rsponse theory that after repeated use, the feel of the needle, followed by the rush of the drug will soon no longer require the drug to get the rush.
Man, that guy's a real needle freak - he can get off shooting water!
by PJ Poppyjoe March 15, 2005
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Needle dick johnson

a person with a small dick that looks like a needle or another very small object like a strand of hair
jorge from somers point has such a needle dick johnson thats why he doesnt get girls and cuz he looks like a horse
by poop in my pussy December 31, 2008
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nerdlurking

Anonymously browsing singles on dating websites using a free or false profile.
I'm exhausted today because I was up late nerdlurking while the wife slept.
by MaconBacon October 2, 2007
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