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NARP

Not A Real Person, someone who is fake or has no sense of what the real world is like around them, they have no clue how to go about doing anything in real life and they seem to live in this imaginary world where no one is right but them.
One of my friends is a NARP because she (a) thinks that music and concerts are "so high school", (b) did not know that in order for the dishes to get clean in the dishwasher you needed to add dish detergent, (c) everything that comes out of her mouth is a complaint, (d) she does not know how to have fun and enjoy new experiences because she is a NARP and lives in a fantasy world and probably won't be able to survive for 10 minutes in the real world alone.
by Arp35 January 25, 2011
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Naptown

Indianapolis, Indiana. Indianapolis used to be so boring in the early 1900's people would say there is nothing to do, but take a nap in the city. That's why its called Naptown
by Cameron Fox January 28, 2004
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Nart

The type of fart, when thrown sitting down, that rises upwards and is released on the side of your testicle and leg making a "fart" sound. The skin from the testicle claps with the skin of the leg.
"I tried to be secretive, but the nart was louder than expected"

"I narted while getting head, i tried to squeeze my cheeks shut but it was too late and i narted near her face instead of the bed. She felt the air of the nart."
by PhysiksMIA February 3, 2010
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NARP

Non-Athletic Regular Person; someone who is inferior to others at the game of lacrosse.
Look at that kid, Beau #16, he just dropped that pass....again...NARP!
by Taylor Wynnchizzle April 24, 2010
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naptasty

(nap-tass-tee)
A combination of nappy and nasty, which includes almost anything that is so disgusting that upon seeing or smelling it makes you want to blow chunks. This could apply to, but is not limited to, one's pubic region.
"Don Imus said that bitch was naptasty."
"Christine need to be shavin' her bush; that shit was naptasty."
by jhgreek August 15, 2008
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Narpy

Someone who cares way too much about the rules or concerns themselves with you breaking the rules. These people are usually power freaks with no real authority over anybody but continues domineering their peers to satisfy their need to feel in control.
Ethan: Maddy why are you looking at your phone during the quiz! We have an honor code!

Maddy: Can you shut the fuck up and mind your own business? You’re narpy as fuck!
by Italiangirl99 June 16, 2019
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Sheila's Naptime

When a super religious woman has to lie about boning her husband while her dipshit, deadbeat son is playing call of duty in the living room. Occurs daily.
Mom: Hey Bengie McDonald, me and your dad are gonna have a Sheila's Naptime!

Son: Ok
by finna weed yeee September 25, 2013
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