mr. mutter

honestly scares people quite a lot. very weird, wacky xd type of earth science teacher. loves star wars more than his job and yells a lot for no apparent reason. some students think he's depressed due to his constant rambling about death and injury. says modern slang too often and thinks he created the dab.

MR. MUTTER : star wars aaaaaaaah xd
STUDENT: call the cops

by salmontoess June 2, 2018

Mutted

to be gang banged or be fucked by a lot of dudes

That girl just got mutted by five dudes.

by NLuke November 27, 2005

Mitten Tongue

When you drink or eat something hot and it burns your tongue, giving you the feeling that you are constantly licking wool.

John: Fuck! I sipped my soy latte too early and now I have mitten tongue!

Jack: Grow some balls.

by dim bulb June 2, 2009

Mitten State

a name referring to the state of Michigan due to its unique mitten shape

Michigan Mitten State

by MotoCrazed December 16, 2011

mitten drinnin

NYC Yiddish: In the middle of everything. A statement that has nothing to do with the subject at you're talking about.

mitten drinnin Trump talk about how smart he is?

by Murray Haldanish October 9, 2019

Mutende

Mutende is a nice guy who can’t swim

Mutende is a zambian guy

by Mutende November 26, 2019

beef mitten

Yet another slang term for vagina, cunt, twat, pussy, etc etc

1.

Guy 1: "Dude I scored with that blode chick from the bar last night"
Guy 2: "Hell yea man did you get into her beef mitten?"
Guy 3: "For sure. Fit like a glove"

2.
Guy 1: "Hey I cant go out tonight guys."
Guy 2: "Come on man stop being such a beef mitten."

by mustbetom December 1, 2013