muffy

a girl from clonard that is a slut she is from australia, victoria, geelong

the muffy gurl i kno is a slut

by just guezz November 2, 2003

muffshouldbedeleted

If it's in here it's gotta be true.

Your stupid links suck ass, fucker.

by Grubes told me to do it. March 5, 2004

beer muffs

When you have so much beer that you don't mind the muff (i.e. a little seasoning goes a long way!)

Dude, did you see that guy who drank the whole kegger, he'll have beer muffs later on tonight!

Enough beer and you'll be diving like Jacques Cousteau!

by ArtofAwesome April 12, 2008

muffstache

A sexual manuever where the man squeezes his load on the upper lip of another man (thus creating a stache of muff), usually in the hot months of summer.

Last night I gave colin a drippy muffstache

by Con-are-tist April 30, 2006

muffstache

After eating out a woman's vagina the eater has some of her pubes stuck to their upper lip.

Linda Evans: "Ohh baby that felt sooo good!"

Tony Danza: "You're welcome."

Linda Evans: "Looks like you got yourself a muffstache though."

by Brick Riggid January 7, 2010

muffstash

a muffstash is what someone acquires from eating a girls box. not just any box... a nasty stinky one.

chris: dude it smells like vagina everywhere i go!
brennan: i dont smell a thing man
chris: i did eat that girls box lastnight
brennan: aww gross! your probably just smelling ur muffstash

by mcjizz March 23, 2011

Muffy Lee

A tall goofy looking dude with a large curly fro who is a black belt in karate. He is required to give you the "speech" that he can kill you with one punch if he must use force like he is Bruce Lee or something.

Geez Train, just because we talk shit about your Mom doesn't mean you have to go all Muffy Lee on us.

by daschitz August 23, 2011