Polish Muffler

Placing one's hands on their genitals (primarily used by males) for warmth in cold weather.

The term comes from the idea that the Polish will put their hands on a car muffler to stay warm.

My hands were frozen at the game the other day, so I did a Polish Muffler.

Jane: You must have been freezing, it was -10 out there!

Dick: Yeah, I saved myself with a Polish Muffler.

by Richard L. Stevens May 17, 2009

Butt Muffler

A chair with a hard or impermiable seat that causes an uncomfortable popping sensation when the person sitting on it farts.

The chairs in the library are serious Butt Mufflers.

by SFDX August 6, 2010

Vagina Muffler

Its where you stick a vagina on a tail pipe start the engine, and hear the biggest queef you have ever heard and then drive.

"Holy shit i gave Sarah the biggest Vagina Muffler last night! You could have heard it all through the town!"
"I heard it"

by The Vag wrecker September 14, 2009

Queef Muffler

see "porn stash" for similar meaning.

Nice mustache , oh you mean my queef muffler?

by Dick davis March 7, 2014

tuffy muffler

means to shove your penis in an asshole and they fart on it.

1. shut the fuck up or ill give you a tuffy muffler.
2. i would totally tuffy muffler

by longboards September 19, 2009

montana muffler

When a woman having a threesome with two men, takes a dick in each ear.

My boyfriend and his best friend gave me a Montana Muffler last night, so you’ll have to speak up.

by PapaPedro January 9, 2021

stinky muffler

When you have anal sex and the women farts during. When the guy pulls out a little poop comes with it and it's very stinky.

"Man Karissa did a number on me last night, she did that stinky muffler and I can still smell it."

by Stinky Muffler October 9, 2016