Muffler bearings

A real howl for prank-calling kids of our 70's past: get a naive auto parts clerk on the phone (dumb teen, etc.) and ask for "muffler bearings". A bigger howl when they realize the gag, and get back on the phone and cuss you out.

Obviously dated, due to caller ID.

Related to asking for "Johnson Rods"

see above described usage

by Zelph August 9, 2004

muffed

to expose one's muff, as in a vaginal flashing.

I muffed the sprinkler man when I accidentally left the blinds open before my shower.

by crazy muffer August 7, 2010

Muffler Clamp

While having anal sex with a woman, asking her to tighten her sphincter muscles as you come.

Damn my dick is sore, I shouldn't have had that chick put the muffler clamp on last night.

by Dunk Funkelman April 22, 2008

mufflebaby

someone who commits a party foul.

someone who is boring, or a downer.

Lionel won't take this shot with us. He's being such a mufflebaby.

by ehhhh412 April 6, 2011

muffle goosed

An extremely high form of inebriation. Usually only associated with ones birthday party, a best man at a wedding reception, or a fresh break up. Symptoms often include vomitting in your own car, trying to make out with random members of the opposite sex, and being firemans carried back to your house and/or bed.

Dude, Look at Johnny. He is straight up Muffle Goosed!

by UrbanIrvin June 4, 2014

Fun Muffler

Someone who never wants to have fun. These people also don't want you to have any fun either. Basically these people just suck and you don't need them in your life.

I hate hanging out Jerry he's a total fun muffler.

by Joanette February 3, 2010

plop muffler

the piece of toilet roll you frantically ball up and throw down the toilet before dumping yourself down on the seat and letting go... silently now.

Melita was holding one back all day.
She knew it was going to be a big one in the public conveniences. Not one a cough could cover.
So, practical as ever, Melita used a plop muffler.
Now she shit on the quiet.

by seamanrob February 9, 2010