mufftard

One who is a retard and also possesses the charatoristics of a pussy.

"Have you seen Shiver lately? What a mufftard."

by Splitter May 13, 2005

muffal

1) screwup,
2) screwup,

1)what a muffal
2)that guy's a toxic muffal

by DrakenK May 5, 2005

muffdiver

an idiot that comes up with more slang filth than we need, as we all have to much to remember now, without adding more trash to our language.

Like, Duh, I am a Freaking Idiot. I made up a trashy new word. Lets see if all my trashy little friends like it.

Like yeah, I have the mentality of Beavis and Butthead, when I tell my friends that I was with a muffdiver over the weekend.

by StupidPeopleHater January 2, 2008

muffankle

a cankle with a muffin top

Holy shit dude! That chick over there has Muffankles!

by SurfNutRoxy October 9, 2008

Mufftastic

Expressing noted excellence in muffin terms, also used in identifying excellence in lady parts terms.

That breakfast was mufftastic!

by Jelliochi February 11, 2009

Muffa's

A quick wangster way of saying Mother Fucker!

You Muffa's are messin' with the wrong white boys!
Ya we gonna mess you muffa's up real good.

by Aliceinwonderland92 January 16, 2011

Muffa Dick

A dirty diseas ridden penis

Her: no, we can't fuck, i heard you got a muffa dick.
Him: but my hands work just fine ;)
Her: no! maybe you got muffa hands too!
Him: Muffa isn't a word. :/
Her: it is too muffa dick! >:O

by the Contortionist April 3, 2011