Killing Midgets

To masturbate.
To spank the sausage.
To poke the florescent monkey.

"I totally saw Bo killin' midgets the other day. It was horriable."

"How do YOU kill midgets, Ven?"

by weMUSTuseNukes August 9, 2004

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Two Midget Booty

a ripper with a booty so thick it looks like she got two midgets in her back pockets. KABLOW! BADONKADONK!

thats some new Yay Area Slanguage. Yee Yee Yee! Yadida???

Co-founder and Co-written by Sexi Mami Maria. She got a Two Midget Booty herself!

See that breezy over there? Now that's a Two Midget Booty!

by samsonhussein October 29, 2006

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Crowded elevators smell different to these people

Crowded elevators, believe me

by Bouf October 13, 2004

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Mudgey

A complimentary description of a body type, generally male, which features a moderate layer of fat concealing underlying muscles. Mudgey men may play club sports, but don't make fitness and a healthy diet their top priority. As a result, they have a moderate level of fitness but do not present a chiseled appearance.

You should call Joe to help you move, he never goes to the gym but he's mudgey - he could definitely help you with the heavy stuff.

by Elevenisacharm May 2, 2015

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Giant Midget Ass

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An ass with midget-like features, on someone who is not a midget. Features: bulbous, protrusive, and disproportionate to the person's size.

Implication: should not reproduce.

"Damn! All those years of hocking back Taco Bell has given that woman Giant Midget Ass."

"Do these pants give me Giant Midget Ass?"

"That Gollem (see meth addict) bitch has Giant Midget Ass."

by Johnathon Mill November 1, 2009

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