Muddy Mitten

When you anally fist a girl, and it comes out covered in shit.
Alternatively you can cover your fist in shit then shove it in her box.
Broham, I fisted her up the ass last night and she gave me a muddy mitten.
by Gunship May 05, 2019
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muddy bloody

whenever you nail a girl in the tailpipe and you pull out and there is anal leakage consisting of shit and blood.
i had to clean the muddy bloody off my bed after i fucked her in her ass.
by willjoekirby September 29, 2004
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Muddy Leprechaun

A sexual maneuver involving scat and an Irish midget. Freedom to do whatever is encouraged, but you must ejaculate in an arc to resemble a rainbow.
"Man last night was amazing. We had anal intercourse, and then I gave her a muddy leprechaun."
by Scat 'o' the Irish March 01, 2010
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Muddy Muskie

When you have anal sex, and take out your penis, with shit on your dick, flop your dick around like a muskie out of water, and shit goes all over the girl.
Man, I sure gave that drunk chick one hell of a muddy muskie last night.
by the cock monster March 24, 2009
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muddy windows

A process more "intimate" than the glass bottom boat. It involves releasing ones bodily waste through the anus on to the eye glasses of a loving admirer.

While Melissa was hitting the bong, I squatted quietly over Cory and gave him a close up of my Mexican dinner from last night.
While Melissa was hitting the bong, I squatted quietly over Cory and gave him a close up of my Mexican dinner from last night. He loves it when I give him muddy windows. I'm Lee.
by Box May 06, 2004
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muddy stick

the act of having anal sex with your girlfriend and having her shit on your cock
i gave it to lynette in the ass and she gave me a muddy stick
by johny T. cuddler December 12, 2004
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Muddy Duckskin

When you fuck a girl in the ass so balls deep, that her shit gets all over your scrotum. You don't notice the wet shit on your sack until you look down. It's quite shocking.
Unlucky Dude: What the quack, Kacie? Your mud is all over my hairy ballsack!

Kacie: It's your own damn fault for penetrating my asshole so gosh darn deep!

Unlucky Dude: Well now I have a Muddy Duckskin...thanks a lot!!!!
by Perv Tycoon February 04, 2014
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