ass moustache 

The clumped formation a man's gooch hair takes in humid or moist conditions.

"Crikey, that was one tough game of squash Henry, I bet you can't wait to see my ass moustache in the changing room!"

"I love just standing in the shower, daydreaming and giving my ass moustache a twiddle"

"That bhuna is not agreeing with me. I think I'm going to have to rinse my ass moustache of it in a few hours"

ass moustache by mrtom1 January 9, 2012

Hitlers moustache 

A powerful piece of facial hair that will capture an audience and force them to vote for you in an election

If trump had a hitlers moustache he would destroy Hillary in this election

Hitlers moustache by Nathanbae and Harambae August 30, 2016

Charlie Chaplin's Moustache 

Similar to Hitler's Mustache except his is older and cooler.

Bob: Do you see that guy with the Hitler Moustache?
Terry: Hitler Moustache? That's more like Charlie Chaplin's Moustache.

Charlie Chaplin's Moustache by DatMAN August 4, 2016

Pubic hair moustache

1)That gross thin, patchy moustache white-trashy folk get when they are in the pre-FBY(Full Blown Yokel) stages. Often accompanied by a rat tail and/or a shaved head.
2)The above mentioned, but on a nerdy kid...or someone who just looks like they have a pubic hair moustache.
3)The Demise of Scott Tenorman's parents....episode 501.

partygo-er 1: Dude, he looks like a young Steve The Cable Guy with that pubic hair moustache!

Dude 1: He does!

Pubic hair moustache kid: (Runs away crying)

Pubic hair moustache by Zap! Dizgopfski July 29, 2008

Arabian Milk Moustache

when some one has jizz running from thier nose and on to their lip simulating a moustache

When she looked at me she had an Arabian Milk Moustache from earlier that night.

Arabian Milk Moustache by EddietheHead9090 December 7, 2009

his moustache has a moustache 

When a moustachio'd fellow is such a douche that his moustachio'd face is said to have a moustache of it's own

That cop was such a tool that his moustache had a moustache!

Bill: What's wrong with Mike?
Steve: Something crawled up his ass, I think his boyfriend made him the power bottom...
Bill: Yeah his moustache has a moustache!

his moustache has a moustache by shockrafan August 20, 2010

Reid's Moustache 

An area of facial hair on a man's face, that not only proudly boasts of musical prowess, but serves as a precursor to the legendary icon that is the man with the facial hair.

BOY 1: DUDE, look at that guy rip on bass! He's owning it!

BOY 2: Yeah man, and his facial hair is totally Reid's Moustache.

BOY 1: Dude.

Reid's Moustache by JustMeGirl October 23, 2011