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mosquito-fucker 

An insult implying the person being insulted has a penis small enough to allow intercourse with a mosquito. Often preceded by the adjective "needle-dicked."
Listen, you needle-dicked mosquito-fucker, get out of my face before I stomp you into the pavement.
mosquito-fucker by Grouchy Alaskan January 11, 2009

mosquito bites

mosquito bites is another phrase meaning no boobs at all
omg that girll alice has no boobs she has mosquito bites
mosquito bites by loulouxxx June 22, 2009

mosquito tweeter 

you know your funkier than a mosquito tweeter.

Mosquito Water Sports 

When you get bitten by a mosquito but it also pee on you, It's the newest kink
I'm so into Mosquito Water Sports because it's not main steam

mosquito wallpaper

The pattern of squashed dead mosquitos on your bedroom walls attained through killing them with a folded newspaper on a hot summer night.
Oh, boy, i hardly got any sleep last night. I was painting the mosquito wallpaper till 3 am. Damn things were all over the place.

Mosquito Coast 

The Mosquito Coast/Miskito Kingdom/Miskito Coast was a former British and English protectorate 1638–1787 (English), 1844–1860 (British) of the eastern coast of most of Nicaragua and parts of Honduras. Today this area is part of Nicaragua and Honduras and the culture on Nicaragua’s Caribbean coast is similar to that of former and present British colonies in the Caribbean, such as Jamaica, Belize, the Cayman Islands, etc. Also, English, Spanish and indigenous languages are spoken dominantly in this region.
John: Where are you from?
Phil: The Mosquito coast.
John: Where is that?
Phil: The Caribbean coast of Nicaragua!