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Mong is short for 'mongoloid', which was originally an anachronistic term for a Down's Syndrome sufferer. The modern Mong however is a total fuckwit, who deserves nothing less than complete humiliation for their idiocy. That includes all those dope smokers too, who relate being 'monged' to being chilled and mellow. Its because when you're stoned you act like a fucking retard, you fucking spazzes!
"You spilt yer pint all over my strides, you FUCKING MONG! I'LL KICK YER FUCKING CUNT IN!"
by Savage Henry August 12, 2004
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briefcase mong

A mong who carries a briefcase. It is quite common for them to wear suits and have hot mums
From the british show 'The Inbetweeners', Will is reffered to as a 'Briefcase Mong'.
by briefcase mong July 6, 2009
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mong fuck

An individual who is the fruit of the union between two mongs and appears doubly blessed in its' parents dominant traits. A mong squared.
" He couldn't find his way out of the Mall, despite the clear signage"

" well, what do you expect from such a Mong Fuck"
by Andrew and Hayley January 16, 2008
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mongaloid

Derived from the term 'mongol', to describe someone who has downs syndrome (retard).
You utter mongaloid
by donn January 19, 2003
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mangu

Mangu is a typical Dominican food, commonly eaten as a side dish, or as part of more complex dishes. It is made by mashing boiled green plantains and adding a little salt, pepper, water (or a flavoured stock) and butter to it. It's commonly eaten as part of breakfast accompanying fried salami or as a side dish, just like mashed potatoes. Very filling and tasty. The name of Mangu is a contraption of the expresion Americans used when they first tried it during the USA invation of the Dominican Republic in the early 20th century "Man Good", hence "Mangu".
I dont want lunch yet, I had some Mangu and fried cheese for a late breakfast at the hotel.
by Hector Hernandez June 29, 2006
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Al-Mogus

Very funny meme from the hit game Among Us

kinda sus

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look its a funny meme from Among-Us "Al-Mogus" Kinda sus!
by Al-Mogus March 16, 2021
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Mogurt

This word is a mere combination of two words. The first being, "man." The second being, "yogurt." Put them together and you get mogurt. This is simply semen. Semen is the white gooey substance that secretes from a man's penis during ejaculation.
I shot mogurt all over her lower back.
by tim jism March 2, 2005
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