Mongo

A person who lacks intelligence and is just an actual idiot

"Sharon, you don't eat a snag like that, you bloody mongo"

by geraldlovesurmum September 12, 2018

Mongougar

An animal born from the breeding of a mongoose and a cougar. Believed by the Aztecs to be the representation of victory against unlaughable mockery of enemies.

The mongougar snapped a python's neck with its powerful jaws and slash of the skin to get to the meat with it sharp claws.

by Tie Fan July 25, 2010

Mongolian Wedgie

A mongolian wedgie is defined by the action of taking a person's nutsack and stretching it over their anus and stapling it in place

It can be done as an act of hazing or be used as a form of rhetoric to imply that something is really stupid.

1. I am going to give that piece-of-shit Dave a Mongolian Wedgie for sleeping with my girlfriend while I was sleeping with his.

or

2. I could run around the block to get next door, or I could stretch my sack over my anus and staple it down (Mongolian Wedgie)... but that wouldn't make sense, would it? Fucker.

by OB1kanobie March 29, 2011

mongofied

To reach a state of extreme monged-ness. usually achieved through exsessive intake of drugs, and possibly alcohol.

State of mind during a mild but prolonged comedown.

Derived from mongo'd

"Jesus christ man, I'm seriously fuckin mongofied here. I'm startin to pull faces and all!!!!"

"Were you guys out last night? Oh man were we what!! Fuckin completely mongofied, tunes were fuckin savage too."

"Man are you rolling another one. Man I can't I'm completely mongo'd out of me head. Oh yeah man big time mongofied" That is a quote from the birth of mongofied

by Marshel Plant February 7, 2006

Mongolian Mask

A heroic feat where a man stretches his scrotum across the breadth of a woman's face.

She blew me in the bath, so my bag was very stretchy. I took the opportunity to lay her down and give her a Mongolian Mask.

by CKFun February 11, 2004

Mongolian throwpillow

A Mongolian throwpillow is when somebody is sleeping and you jump in their bed naked, roll around all over them, and run out of the room.

Fucking gross dude! That Mongolian throwpillow made the whole room smell like buttermilk and crotch!

by beanser January 3, 2006

mongotard

1. One who is so mentally retarded that even a Mongoloid's mental capacity is far greater than their own.
2. One who should cease to exist because they cannot spell "epitome".
3. A rhino horn rider's invalid room mate.
4. One who eats of smegma regularly and brags about it to the stuffed teddy bear he sleeps with.

Hector's room mate Frank is the epitome of mongotard. There is no person on this planet that better embodies the definition of mongotard that it is a pity that his picture cannot be submitted for everyone to see what a true mongotard is.

by Hector May 7, 2003