by BigFartNoWhammy March 30, 2024
Get the Mongomug. A extremely rare type of relationship in which an alpha male, often too busy at pursuing excellence to have time for spinning plates, courts a mentally retarded (formerly: mongoloid) female. The relationship shares similarities with other male-female interactions in which the only quality the female provides is access to easy sex. However, many experts have noted the downsides of this relationship are minimized and therefore perfectly suited for a hyper-successful Chad. In a mongo-namous relationship, the female requires very little maintenance or capital spending as she essentially spends all day locked in her room talking to herself and watching cartoons.
"I recently gave up on high-end call girls and found a company that ships young, handicapped gals from rural China in a shipping container for a fraction of the price... I always loved having access to a multitude of women and never imagined I'd be swept away in a mongo-namous relationship. Best decision I've ever made!"
by KiloChad August 16, 2022
Get the Mongo-namousmug. by Dictionarier123 November 8, 2019
Get the Big dyslexic mongomug. by Tyler1223 January 22, 2020
Get the Mongomug. by Leonie1M June 18, 2022
Get the Mongomug. That Mongo at McDonald's couldn't get my order straight, so I told him to get b-b-b-b-brain surgery.
by Joe_Balls July 22, 2021
Get the Mongomug.