molerat

A molerat is a very beautiful creature that is a force to be reckoned with. A molerat will cut your d!ck off if you say it’s ugly. The molerat does not mess around. They are very smart, gorgeous , and loving creatures who you can always count on to beat a b!tch up for you. Get your self a friend like a molerat! Also molerat are the daddies of all dads, trust me.

“What the flying fúçk? That molerat just bit my booty!”

by moleratsAremyDad January 1, 2019

Moderation

An imaginary place that exist where ever you drink.

I always drink in moderation and wake up the next morning feeling like shit.

by liquidcocain November 11, 2009

Molerat

A person that stays in their burrow or home all day and doesn’t leave it no matter what. A homebody

Nima: Want to hang out later?

Andre: No
Nima: Youre a molerat, you never want to hang out

by WinstonisChink March 27, 2019

moderate

A political term, referring to a specific person who has metaphorically removed his/her head from the anal cavity and chosen to think and reason for oneself. Moderates do not use partisan propaganda in their logic or rationale; rather, they choose to examine candidates and issues with a logical and critical eye. Moderates will vote for the candidate who they believe will do the least damage and is lesser of two evils (as we know anyone who willingly chooses to become engaged in politics as a career is inherently evil). Moderates and history teachers/majors are the last bastions of the thinking man in modern-day politics.

Conservatives and Liberals are full of shit; That's why I'm a moderate

by Rob Jones June 16, 2003

moderate

One of the political categories that is inbetween both conservative and liberal, agreeing and disagreeing with both sides. Liberals say they are "open minded" when they really aren't, and conservatives know that they are closed minded, but moderates are open to certain ideas and opinions to both sides, depending on the person and how they feel with each issue.

The conservatives are the left wing of the bird and the liberals are the right wing of the bird. However, the moderates are in the middle, which is where the brain is.

by raspberry (lust) muffin May 2, 2005

Moderator Day

December 17th - Mods and Admins on any and all games, platforms, etc have the ability to abuse control over their userbase. Bans can be issued for petty things, or sometimes for no reason at all. Moderators and admins can be complete tyrants.

Person 1: Yo did you hear it's Moderator Day!
Person 2: I'm definitely not going on discord.

by Meme Dan December 16, 2020

Moderate professional

A moderate professional is someone that is moderately professional at something. Meaning professional but not as good. Especially if you are playing GTAV golf

Person 1: are you a moderate professional?
Ben: yes, yes I am

by BraxtonM06 October 1, 2021