Moochual

Friends mutually mooching off of each other; a form of bartering.

"I brought some snacks because I didn't want to mooch off of you this 420"

"That's awesome, man I mooch off your snacks all the time so its cool."

"Ya it's moochual"

by alkatrazia May 13, 2011

Molochracy

A form of government run entirely by one or more Molochs. The Molochs control the media, fund corrupt politicians, and run the banking institutions. Only those who are truly deranged are capable of uttering the word aloud, and only they can interpret what a moloch is saying.

Rick Santorum: "I don't apologize for the Iranian people being free for a long time, and now they're under a Molochracy that tramples the rights of women, tramples the rights of gays ..."

American Public: A politician said it, it must be real. *nod heads*

by DoctorDre January 8, 2012

mooch away

Meaning a great distance away. Say from manchester to Rotherham

"I fancy a massive bud"
"I have money but I'm mooch away"

by h0lli3p0p November 23, 2013

Mooch

A guy who always accepts an invitation for pizza, never to return the favor. Will smoke your cigars even though his humidor is full. Will drink your alcohol first, especially skinnies, so he can take his home. He is 85 true story!

Does that mooch have to be invited to the draft again? Drank all my beer, smoked all my cigars, and did not even chip in on pizza.

by Buffalo Hunter August 14, 2014

moochin ass

When a person decides to use a friend for his or her own personal needs and habbits.

Put that drink up here come mookie moochin ass.

by 2R3AL4Y@L March 8, 2015

Speed Mooching

The act of following another car traveling at a high rate of speed as to (hopefully) use them to distract any police.

I woulda been late to work if I wasn't speed mooching off that tuner Honda.

by Sqlivnlow April 15, 2019

Skank Moocher

An individual known for their frugality, characterized by a sense of entitlement to the elicit substances purchased by friends or associates.

Jeremy- Wanna take shrooms at Greg’s house?
Ethan- Hell no! He’s such a skank moocher! I’ll bet you he’ll be the highest one out of all of us, and won’t pat a dime.

by SliceOfPudding June 3, 2023