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Mogadishu Black Site

A date night idea where you and your significant other sit across from each other in a sparsely decorated but well lit room. Temperature shouldn’t be any more than 57-58 degrees. You both strip naked and sit back down. No food or water should be in the room. The door should be locked on a timer until the following morning.

You begin by starting off with little digs of your loved one: you hold your fork funny or sometimes you make a noise in your sleep. The other person takes a minute to digest and then responds with a dig of their own.

You repeat this over the course of 24h; the digs getting incrementally deeper and more personal. You grow hungrier, thirstier, and yet you sit there both cutting and being cut down.

By the following morning, you hate every fiber of yourself and of the person you loved only hours before. Everything has changed.

The door unlocks. You both dress and leave.
My wife and I tried a Mogadishu Black Site last night, and now we aren’t speaking.
by CallMeLewcifer April 21, 2023
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Captain Mogadon

A person, usually of some significance/importance, who speaks in a very slow, boring and monotonous manner thus rendering his/her audience bored to tears.
Mark Drakeford is Captain Mogadon; He is boring, grey, dull and monotonous!
by Credible Threat May 7, 2021
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Boom Boom Maadu

The most magnificent cow you'll ever fucking see
Wow man that's a fucking boom boom maadu
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Coin Flip Määdnes

Two people flip a coin, winner gets to punch the loser in the groin (:
I heard Lassi punches pretty hard, wanna play coin flip määdnes with him?
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monad

n. A floofy liar that frequently tells horribly unfunny jokes and unwitty comments, resulting in the collective annoyance of those around it.
"Geez, what a monad."
"Man, that guy sure is a monad."
"Jay, you are a monad."
by reacher November 11, 2004
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Mouad

Related to hitting againgst walls and other such catastrophies.
"dude tht must a hurt, kinda like a mouad"
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Mofadoodle

Old Fashioned Derogatory term for a person of Italian or Italian-American decent.
There's a mofadoodle, there's another one.
by Allan Major June 18, 2004
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