Mouth Block

When one prevents another from being able to come to his/her house and eat his/her mother's food.

1.) Friend - "Sorry man, you can't come over, I have a ton of chores I need to get done"

You - "Dammit, you're mouth blocking me big time man, your mom's enchiladas are the best!"

2.) Chris' mom's food is the best, but he's always mouth-blocking me. Bastard.

by tycoon34 January 4, 2011

Mouth Turd

When an intoxicated individual consumes too much food, and then begins to secrete a turd-like substance out the mouth, resulting in a turd shaped vomit. It is often found leaving serious skid marks

It was Chris' mouth turd. Looks like an orange shit.

by bighorse123 February 26, 2011

mouth space

The vicinity of in and around the mouth.

For example: Tom says "Leena don't put your fucking fingers in my mouth space"

by sgt.gecko87 February 24, 2014

mouth to penis

Giving oral sex via salivating on a males genitals

Girl: hey babe you up for some mouth to penis tonight

by Sas princess August 9, 2015

Mouth Friends

For when a group/couple of people kiss for fun. Friends who kiss on Mouth, cheek & ect.

"So you and Ruby are Mouth Friends"

"Yeah but we're not dating or anything"

by UrbanDictionaryOfficial2 April 16, 2017

Mouth beers

Meeting with friends for beers which isn’t intended on leading to casual cocaine use (nose beers) this time around because it’s probably a weeknight.

Will: It’s Thursday, Mouth beers? I’ve got an early start tomorrow so don’t get any ideas.

Ollie: Yeah we’ll see about that cunt.

by moesyzslak May 4, 2019

Mouth Wrestled

A euphemism for the performance of oral sex.

I mouth wrestled his raging yogurt slinger while parked in the driveway of his mom’s house.

As she bent over to draw up her knickers, her beautiful brown dirt star was winking at me like a ladyboy on a Thailand street corner so I buried my face deep into her brown town and mouth wrestled her tangy fart box.

I mouth wrestled her clitoris so long it was engorged like a pink jelly bean.

Wow broh. I can’t believe how many promotions you have received at your work. You must have mouth wrestled your way to the top.

by Dick Onchin October 20, 2021