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Ur sister a mister

A very dangerous phrase, not to be used lightly. Has risen from other primitive phrases such as ur mom gay, and ur daddy lesbian.
Carl: Ur mom gay
Dylan: ur granny tranny
Carl: ur sister a mister

*every world ceases to exist as God himself falls down onto his knees and weeps
by Swaggysplooosh March 15, 2018
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mistext

A text message containing information (usually unflattering or damaging) about a third party which is sent to the individual it concerns rather than the person for whom the communication is intended.
Text written for secret lover is inadvertently sent to partner, making it a mistext:

"On my way home, partner name suspicious, don't call."
by Dr E Short July 3, 2008
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Master Baster

A person who has achieved excellence at keeping things moist.
"Someone tell the Master Baster that the Dip Chicks need more moist."

My ballin-ass personal chef is a Master Baster.

My dumb cunt wife served me dry turkey. Next Thanksgiving I'm hiring a Master Baster--and maybe a dip set, as well.
by Ballin4DipChicks January 1, 2009
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ooeeooee Master

Leader of the ooeeooee cult (Roswell 1947). This is like a dungeon master!!!

In charge of sacrificing hippies to alien overlords, in exchange for rocks.

Collect profits from non-profit organizations around the world.
by Johnathan Ball January 12, 2008
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misterobvious

Woah 40 year old man, you're a MisterObvious!
Yes. Yes I am.
by AAGuy March 4, 2019
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master cock

The act of peeing without holding ones penis. In essence the cock is control thus it is the master. It also asserts its dominance over other cocks who cannot achieve this feat, making it the greatest cock thus adequately named the master cock
Girl: Eww why didn't you wash your hands after peeing?
Guy: Its ok, I master cocked it.
by peppy the poopdaddy October 15, 2011
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MisterLister

MisterLister is usually the name of a gay person who uses the internet.
Who were you talking to online?

MisterLister

Oh that guy's probably gay.
by showderp September 1, 2013
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