three minute missionary

A person who is boring in bed.

"Harry is such a three minute missionary"

by Nozziee May 31, 2018

Missionary Syndrome

The belief that one party should support the acting party purely out of the nature of the cause.

That damn hippie must be struggling with Missionary Syndrome, she wanted me to do a live painting at her event, for FREE!!

by I.C.Eyes May 31, 2018

senior missionary position

Missionary position with legs wide and knees up close, females hands gripping the man’s thighs so he doesn’t pull out early.

Jim, are your grandparents Mormon? Steve saw them hittin’ The senior missionary position last week.

by Mischooti March 25, 2019

Froggy Missionary

When a woman is in the missionary position and the man squats over top of her and points his dick straight down and performs anal sex while bouncing up and down.

"Last night I did the froggy missionary on my mom! It was so lit!"

by Castomer April 18, 2019

missionary burrito

When you are having missonary sex and you pull out shit in her pussy and continue fucking her

I just can't please my man

Well why don't you give him a missionary burrito

by Kathren_mcrayon17 June 1, 2017

submissive missionary

When the female is laying on her back and her legs are on the man shoulders (or women whatever is your preference) and her wrist are held down

I want to try something new babe. Let's try a new position called Submissive missionary

by Macdaddyjayd February 19, 2017

#missionary

Regular ass sex

Yeh... we banged. #missionary

by Dickslayer696969 November 30, 2019