mormon missionary 

someone who does work for the church and doesn't get any of the churches millions. they or they're family has to pay for everything. you can't watch tv, listen to the radio or make more than two phone calls a year. these poor young adults are guilted into doing the churches work because it doesn't make enough money with the millions who are paying 10% of what they make.

"hey join the church."
"no, you dumbass mormon missionary."

mormon missionary by caseycox August 4, 2006

closed missionary position 

male-female sex position: the woman lies on her back with her legs together (closed). The man lowers himself on top of her, with his legs spread, and enters her with his legs straddling her. This positions is generally preferred, over missionary, by men having intercourse with women with a larger/looser vagina (due to childbirth, etc.), as the women's legs being closed provides a false sensation of tightness on the penis.

Steve: "How is sex with your wife now that she's had two kids?"
Jon: "Well, her vagina got pretty baggy after she gave birth to our second kid, so we've had to do a lot more closed missionary position so I can feel anything at all."

closed missionary position by lando-california July 23, 2021

Prisoner Missionary 

While in prison, a bigger man(Bubba) corners your and fucks you missionary style, which involves flipping the balls up and fucking you in the ass face to face.

I was in cell 19 and Bubba banged me prisoner missionary, my balls are killing me!

Prisoner Missionary by meechuacon September 30, 2011

reverse cowboy missionary 

The Sex position where the guys on top straddling the girl is on the bottom with her legs together!

Fuck the reverse cowgirl, I want the reverse cowboy missionary position! Now hop on mama's lapìi7*7&8&7

reverse cowboy missionary by ▪°•◇Łįĺ Bîţ◇•°▪ September 12, 2019

Vanilla Missionary 

When a guy cums in your belly button after missionary sex.

"Dood, i totaly did the Vanilla missionary with her last night!"

Vanilla Missionary by radgirl December 9, 2008

the missionary 

where yo bish is on her back with her knees in her face and your makin da babies

want to try the missionary tonight?

the missionary by fat child man thing May 14, 2016

Urban Missionary 

A sexual position where both parties wear bandannas around their head, talking only in Urban Dictionary slang.

I was pushin rope with wifey, Urban Missionary style.
She then called me a wussy, and stole my rhymes with her finger.
She then yelled, "You've been served!!! You lose!!! Sucka!!!"
Afterwards, she broke up with me, and I met her little sister and practiced the Dirty Al in front of the mirror.

Urban Missionary by the Little Kid June 3, 2006