Military Goggles 

Military Goggles - n. The phenomenon that happens when someone instantly becomes more attractive just by being in the military.

Not to be confused with tactical goggles (totally different).

At first I thought Mike was a 7, but then he put his ACUs on. It might be the military goggles, but now Mike is definitely a 9.

Military Goggles by KaeCee423 November 26, 2015

military hack saw 

While with a chick rub your dick repeatedly on chick's forehead until a red mark appears.

Jorge Gave Mary a Military hack saw while with her the other night.

military hack saw by TheSoupisWonton October 13, 2016

Military Alarm Clock 

Walking into someone's room while they're sleeping with a frying pan in one hand and a wooden spoon in the other hand and proceeding to bang them together whilst inside the room.

#1: Hey bro you look tired.
#2: Yeah. My sister gave me a military alarm clock this morning.

Military Alarm Clock by bossofpiza November 22, 2016

military sex 

when a brother and sister of two military parents have intercourse

my daughter olivia and my son ethan had military sex while i was at war!!

military sex by love_4332 September 22, 2017

Military Grunt Cunt 

A very annoying foot soldier in the military

Jim never listen to the Commanders advice he would always like to go Rogue so he was known around the camp as a Military Grunt Cunt

Military Grunt Cunt by EmJayee October 5, 2017

military cosplay 

A variation of cosplay where people dress up as military soldiers based on real life soldiers or from popular military themed video games i.e.Call Of Duty.

Random person:My military cosplay for the upcoming anime convention is Soap from Call of Duty:Modern Warfare 2

military cosplay by Mr115 September 2, 2018

Military Recruit 

A newly enlisted member of the military who is in the phase of basic training.

The military recruit was caught stealing apples and donuts from the chow hall and was quickly dishonorably discharged.

Military Recruit by Strawberry Pterodactyls November 1, 2018