midweekend

when got two free days in the middle of the week and u just get fucked up hammered or blitzed and do what the fuk ever you want.
Midweekends are usually a result of flexible work schedule and/or school schedule and is highly desired by those who think one weekend/week is not enough.

guy1: damn dude what happened

guy2: i went to this party last night and got really drunk and came home with these two chicks its awesome

guy1: u got drunk and brought strippers home in the middle of the week

guy2: yeah totally man its my midweekend

guy1: fml

by thedefguy October 21, 2010

midwipe

when you only wipe half your ass after a big shit; wiping your ass once and leaving poop on your butt afterward; tends to have the person smell like shit because of all the left over shit

you smell like a midwipe!
You have tracks in your underwear, you must have only midwiped.

by runningaddict09 November 20, 2010

Midwestern Penguin

A nickname for a duck

The sign at the park says don't feed the Midwestern penguins.

by JacobLovesErica March 13, 2015

Midflight refuel

The act of docking to refill the nuts with semen.
Most commonly used after going multiple rounds and the nuts become empty, so you need a quick refill.

Man, Sarah wants to go for a fourth round, but I'm dry, can you hit me with a midflight refuel bro?

by Uhhhskinnypenis July 11, 2018

Midwest RolePlay

An amazing, realistic FIveM Roleplay Community. Not to be confused with inappropriate BDSM Roleplay or any other type. Midwest RolePlay handles cops vs criminals roleplay.

Also known as: MidwestRP, MWRP, Midwest

Joey A. 7E-1: I'm the development director at Midwest Roleplay!

Mel D. 1A-3: Yeh, but I'm the Assistant Deputy Director, I'm better than you!

Raffi K. 1A-2: HAHA I'm the Deputy Director over at Midwest Roleplay!!!

Abraham L. 1A-1: I'm not even gonna try and fight with this...

by Jerry91917 June 12, 2020

Midwest Waterfall

When a mentally ill man who is in a hospital/psych ward, urinates all over a nurse who is attempting to help him.
Primarily attempted and seen within the Midwest region of the United States of America.

We got a code 205, a patient is attempting a Midwest Waterfall in the ER. Security backup required.

by Ed Flesh January 23, 2022

Midwest Hot Pocket

This is a seasonal event that typically occurs in late summer during county/state fairs, rodeos, etc. Two dudes hook up in a Porta Potty and start scissoring each other and then they shit in each other's anuses.

Two dudes waiting in line at the Porta potties...
Dude #1: I like your cowboy hat bro!
Dude #2: Thanks man! I love your boots!
Dude #1: Hey, a Porta potty just came open, want to share?
Dude #2: Sure bro, the cozier the better!
Dude #1: I like you schlong!
Dude #2: I like your anus! Let's scissor!
Dude #1: OOOOOHHH
Dude #2:: AAAHHHH! Time for the Midwest Hot Pocket!
Dude #1: Shit inside me bitch!
Dude #2: Oh I am you twink! I am going to drop some milk duds in you.
Dude #1: I am going to blast you with the old favorite, the Baby Ruth, you worthless trash!

by Chunkyblue August 14, 2022