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Michael Jackson

Someone you sorry ass hoes will never be. A person whom everyone hates on because they had never seen a human being with such charismatic ways. He is an eternal force who kept smiling daily despite the lies of James, Wade, Jordan, and Gavin. He was a BLACK man with a skin condition that made him even more insecure on top of you low life suckers. He gave his all to this world and yall treated him like trash, but waited for him to die to tell him you loved him. Suck some nuts. - Sincerely an MJ Fan.
Hater: Michael Jackson bleached his skin
Fan: He had a skin condition and you are a failed abortion
by lordcapalot May 18, 2020
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Michael Jackson

1. a man this world never deserved
2. the most successful entertainer of all time
3. better than your fave bye
michael jackson didn't bleach his skin, he wasn't a child molester and he wasn't a freak. stop believing tabloid lies and educate yourself.
by brad what are you gonna do November 1, 2018
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Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson is a very misunderstood man. he was taken advantage of by greedy children and their parents and was accused of bleaching his skin (he didn't, he had a skin disorder called vitaligo). he sold over a billion albums and was very successful. don't believe the media and what they say about him!
by Morganelle August 13, 2016
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Michael Jackson

A famous pop singer that began his career in the 70's. He has become one of the main people to insult if you want to fit into the crowd, even though said crowd is full of morons anyway. If he was guilty of child molestation, there would probably be at least a few members of the jury that found him guilty, based on what we call 'evidence'. You know, the legal term for proof that one did something. Everyone just goes by common opinion, which just shows modern-day human stupidity.
Michael Jackson was found not guilty of these crimes. The word "not" being the nullification of the word "guilty". If you can't understand something that simple, I don't really know what to say.
by Spirit Pyromaniac July 15, 2008
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dirty michael jackson

The act of cumming is someone whilst youre dick is imbetween youre legs like a tail.
hey you see Melissa over there? She made me do a dirty michael jackson.
by theepicpeenlord69 March 23, 2021
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Reverse Michael Jackson

A Reverse Michael Jackson is the act of a white man moon walking and doing a 540 spin and pelvis thrusting their erect penis in to a bent over female's anus and yelling "HEEHEE" and afterwards swiftly pulling out thus having a poo covered dick and doing the thriller dance while walking away.
Josh: Hey dude, guess what?
Alec: yeah?
Josh: last night my girl and I were jamming Michael Jacksons number one so when we were about to do doggy I surprised her with a Reverse Michael Jackson!
Alec: yes! that's my favorite!
by Shmingy January 29, 2014
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Michael Jackson

Yo dude Michael Jackson is thicc and sexie as hell
by vorequeenthiccie May 12, 2018
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