motivational paralysis

When you're motivated to get up and get things done but you feel overwhelmed with having to choose where to start. After spending some time planning things out, you find yourself sitting around not really accomplishing anything.

On his day off, Jack wasn't sure how he wanted to spend his day so he spent the entire morning laying in his bed staring at the ceiling. A condition known as motivational paralysis.

by fb1907 April 18, 2018

Motibation

When you are motivated to masturbate.

Daniel gives me motibation.

by omgidontwanttomakeapseudonym June 12, 2018

Motivationally procrastinating

When you procrastinate doing a task so you can get your morale sufficiently up to do it.

*sarah watching TV*
Iris: What are you doing?? You're behind on so much homework!
Sarah: I'm motivationally procrastinating

by potatsareyummy May 17, 2021

meatitation

A sense of calm that comes from being transported to your umami place.

He practiced the art of meatitation daily with regular bites of a bacon cheeseburger.

by xxltaco December 8, 2021

metabation

When a man or a woman puts on virtual reality goggles along with an exoskeleton sensory suit and enters the Metaverse to engage in virtual reality masturbation either alone or with a same or opposite sex partner .

Jim: Hey are you going to the bar with us tonight to meet some women?
Jack: Nah, I just bought a new virtual reality skin suit so I'm going to plug into the Metaverse and do some 1v1 metabation with your Mom.
Jim: Alright that's cool. Wait wut?

by Ambiguousgenitals March 16, 2022

medacation

A vacation with the main purpose to do drugs.

Chuck reminded all his guests to have life insurance in place prior to attending his medacation villa in Cancun.

by Bstephen May 30, 2023

post mastication turbulence

What happens after eating beans or spicy food.

After eating at a Mexican joint last night, me and my buddies got severe cases of post mastication turbulence.

by dogbreath57 September 14, 2010