MERK shit

When nobody can kill to you so you destroy them in every way possible. When referred to the game tribal wars 2; noob demolition.

I’m bout to merk shit.

MERK shit by The real slim shady 1234567 January 19, 2018

Merk Fr 

Merk Fr is the most replaceable Rw and is mid at nhl

Merk fr stinks and can’t manage

Merk Fr by Lagsak December 13, 2023

Merk up

it's when a price gets marked up so high someone gets merked over it

that is a high merk up price

Merk up by Dom father April 19, 2025

Lady Merk 

Very hot female rapper from Philadelphia.
Female who murder beats.
Female who raps in English and Russian.

"It's the Black Russian/ and Lady Merk is name/ this girl is a problem/ y'all should polish y'all game."

Lady Merk by Ugotit January 3, 2008

H Merk 

To double team a girl with your best friend while drunk

At the after part my friend made out with my date and she told me to join so we all three kissed after that people said we H Merked that girl.

H Merk by TUNECHI21 December 31, 2011

skud-merk 

a ghetto-ass way to say skid-marks

that bitch got some skud-merks, get the fuck otta here

skud-merk by taf rekcuf January 19, 2005

Circle Merk 

When a group of three or more sports teams destroy each other in cyclical fashion, creating a closed circuit of ass whooping or "merking".

It is counter-intuitive because it contradicts the notion of consistent quality and performance.

Team A decisively beats Team B decisively beats Team C but Team C somehow comprehensively beats Team A, completing the full round of mutual merking.

Gooner 1: I thought Arsenal was going to lose to Man City, because Man City destroyed Man United 6-1 and Man United destroyed Arsenal 8-2. But Arsenal actually just obliterated Man City 4-0!

Gooner 2: Hell yeah for the circle merk! GO ARSENAL!

Circle Merk by spriggan1 November 4, 2011