Fool Merchant

Dishonest peddler of lies, false promises, fake goods, illegal wares

Yous a Fool Merchant

by Duc is Lord July 13, 2018

Pace merchant

when u just run and can do nothing else but run

Guy 1: yo, what's a pace merchant

guy 2: when u just run and can do nothing else but run

Guy 1: oh

😭

Guy 2: 🤣

by 69OOF420 May 18, 2022

Stephen Merchant

The Soup Deity of the Soup Cult.

Oh yeah, I forgot to sacrifice my soup to Stephen Merchant last night. Better go do it before he removes my kneecaps.

by EnderShadow10 July 19, 2020

like merchant

noun

to like *everything* on twitter, instagram, facebook etc.

origin - football twitter

mate, jake liked all of my tweets, he's such a like merchant

by entbaek November 28, 2016

asualapa merchant

An asualapa merchant is player in a team who contributes little or nothing to a team’s success but medal wise is really decorated because he was on team during their victories.

“Phil Foden is a really decorated player. Look at the trophies he has and he’s not even 21.”

“Oh please he has potential but he’s an asualapa merchant carried by his team.”

by Ballplayer May 11, 2021

Nerd Merchant

Someone who is a tryhard at something. Can be used as a general insult. Derives from use by the king.

Peter: "I got 90% in that test."
File: "Oh you're such a nerd merchant"

by xKINGGDEEGx June 29, 2021

W merchant

A West Ham supporter on Twitter who only can take a W

The W merchant has written: ”Ratio then”

by ToMassive June 5, 2021