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Beautiful,yet doesnt know she is. She can light up your entire day with her intelligent jokes and insight. No matter what you always have a melissa to make things okay. She can be shy at first but once you break her out of her shell There's no going back.
Melissa made me laugh she hard yesterday.
Melissa is the sort of person who stabs everyone in the back. She is an attention seeker and asks for trouble (From experience) She drags her friends into her evil traps and when they look at her, it leaves a massive scare on their face saying “Piss off you pale twat!”
Also if you want to know where her anxiety comes from, it comes from her shit 😂

Her anxiety comes from her poo.
Never trust midget girl called Melissa.
Melissa by Its Your Local Chav January 10, 2020
A stuck up bitch who thinks she knows everything but she’s really just immature, selfish, and rude. Someone who puts on a front but is truly going behind your back and using you.
“Yo that girl over there is ugly”
“Yeah, it’s Melissa. She’s such a bitch.”
Melissa by fallenlol August 31, 2020
Honestly the sweetest girl on the planet, caring and considerate but she can have a crazy side. She's just perfect
Lola; I had a great day today!

Ria:What happened?

Lola: I got to sit next to a Melissa

Ria:AWeee so lucky!!
Melissa by Nsbebsbe November 22, 2020
A full glass of ice with half Jim bean red stag and half of cherry vanilla coke
Melissa is an Awesome wife
Melissa by Will Pope December 24, 2020
A very cool girl on tik tok,Very famous. Kind.God-Fearing-Loving.
Jane is very Melissa
Melissa by anonymous March 28, 2021