Matteus

Coolest kid ever, smart funny and totally original. There is no one like him, and you always want to be around him.

Man, I wish my kid was more like Matteus.

by jsmd October 17, 2010

Old Lives Matter

In a world where economic preservation is value-compared over safeguarding life, some leaders have proposed a 'business as usual' plan that accepts significant mortality in deference to maintaining a healthy economy. Must we sacrifice the pillars of our society to COVID-19?

Who really gives a shit if a bunch of old fucks bit it? Weren't they gonna die soon anyway? And, they fucked up the climate...
Maybe, but aren't they also the ones that actually created a world that's safe for you to actually say that?

Old Lives Matter...

by YAWA April 26, 2020

Black olives matter

A movement whose main focus is to disrupt the food chain.

Did you know that black olives matter now?

by Ranchgirls March 26, 2021

mactep

Russian name for master; (господин).
Referring to your man as a lord or master. Also, he is a gentleman who knows how to treat you well but knows when it is appropriate to grab your ass. He is a stubborn, confident and strong man. He likes to take the lead while letting you shine as his woman. He will tell you what to do when necessary. Mostly gets his way.

Him: "Baby, I want you in my bed. NOW."
Her: "Yes Mactep, how do you want me?"

by saveme January 3, 2014

Matteo

A guy with a GINORMUS dick. Like 15 inches. Fucks lots of girls straight up. If your a matteo, you got a lot to live for.

Stacy: "That guy has a giant dick ."

Julie: "he's so good in bed."

Ellie: "What a matteo!"

by Yo mama is a rapist April 22, 2017

Matterhorn

Sexual act in which male rides female down a flight of stairs while holding onto her hair.

Guy 1: "Hey Jimmy, do you remember when you Matterhorned that girl last year?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, it was totes awesome. She was hard to steer. Wish she took the curves better."

by TWSS12345 May 22, 2010

Matteo

The best fucking person on this EARTH

Yo that dude Matteo is SO FUCKING COOL

by Zpace October 3, 2019