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JDM Math

The act of adding up individual horsepower gains from bolting on crappy JDM parts to your Honda
Hey dude, my Honda Civic is really fast now. I got an additional 6 horsepower, 3 from that JDM intake tube and 3 more from the JDM air filter.

Man, nice JDM math, but you car still sucks.
by DB from MO August 21, 2008
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l.a. math test

A piece of Internet humor involving mathematical word problems set in an urban context, involving murder, drugs, and prostitution. Real teachers have gotten in trouble for giving this test to students, which they probably deserved due to their stupidity.
Hector knocked up 6 girls in his gang. If there are 27 girls in the gang, what percentage of the girls has Hector knocked up?
by Ed April 2, 2005
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Chris: Dad, can you help me with my math homework?
Peter: Math. Math, my dear boy, is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology.
by Jenny February 7, 2004
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mathcore

A sub-genre of hardcore/metal.
Normally involving technical guitar work, high-ranged vocals, and off time-signatures.
The Number 12 Looks Like You & The Dillinger Escape Plan are two good example of Mathcore.
by XDillionX October 20, 2007
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Math Mode

A metaly unstable state of mind induced by prolonged exposure to math. Can result in attacks, loud outburst, and even singing evey thing you say.
Its a serious condition, be carefull with math.
While studing for math exams you start singing the quadratic formula..

Start screaming profanities.
math mode
by odd martin January 25, 2010
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Bernie Math

The phenomenon where Bernie Sanders is

actually winning despite being behind in the polls and losing every election. If you add how much birds like him, subtract the super delegates, and multiply it by the amount of energy he has, he secretly has enough delegate support to be President. The Lamestream Media just isn't telling you.
All my friends are voting for him, so he has to win!

Dude. That's Bernie Math. He has four delegates.
by John_Garza89 August 28, 2019
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million man math

An exxageration to make something look like a success. Something that people do who don't try as hard as the rest of us. Someone said that there were well over a million people at the million man march when they were actually less than 400,000.
A: There is no way that he drank that many beers, he's using his million man math again.

B: Typical for his kind.
by sneekix November 23, 2006
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