markiplier isnt real

He isn't real, it's just not true, too good to be true. If your here from years after, here's a bit of nostalgia <3

Markiplier and all of his friends and family telling the truth: Markiplier isnt real

by The truth about what is real January 8, 2021

marsupial

When a chick has a pouch, much like that of a kangaroo that sticks out and makes her less formal.

Wow that Danielle chick would be pretty hot, too bad she's a marsupial.

by Mr. Puffkinator November 30, 2007

Markus

A person who is sexually atracted to batteries...

Markus who find comfort in licking, touching or even stuffing themselves with batteries

by Neberp January 12, 2012

Markuß

A very shy person. Can’t pronounce the letter 's'. Most likely originating from an Arabic country. Likes to watch gay porn and acts sus.

„Ich denke das gleiche waß Anna-Lena geßagt hat.“, said Markuß

by maxunterberger January 9, 2019

Markus

One of the 3 main characters of the game "Detroit: Become Human " who becomes the leader of the deviant androids and is voiced by Jesse Williams

"This world doesn't like people who are different, Markus. It's up to you to decide who you are and what you do"

by Dbh stuff July 5, 2019

Markiplier

One of the most famous gaming youtubers who claims to not be a masochist. . . but we all know he's lying. He's most known for playing Amnesia, Fnaf, and his drunk minecraft series. He often makes videos with his friends LordMinion777, Muyskerm, Jacksepticeye, Crankgameplays, and Tyler Scheid. Has many other well-known characters such as Darkiplier, Yancy, and Wilford Warfstache

Jamie: Remember when Markiplier proved he was a masochist?
Pablo: Which time, the pepper spray, or the paintball?
Jamie: I was talking about the taser

by Gamegurl November 12, 2020

jan markus

This is a rather rare Norwegian name. A Jan Markus is usually one that looks like he has been dragged out of a pigs arse. People often think they smell really bad and his crooked smile often causes girls to faint because they are horrified. His nose usually resembles the shape of a BBD.

Man he's such a Jan Markus. Damn.

by lol9786386 April 18, 2018