Marcossexual

One who is Marcossexual will typically only be sexually attracted to and in love with Marcos. They often find themselves needing to kidnap and hold Marcos captive in their basement as their new pet, never being able to escape.

I am Marcossexual.

by threeminutesandahalf November 16, 2022

Malia Loves Marcos

Malia obviously loves Marcos the most (end of story). This is a common fact.

“Hey Malia I love you”
“ Marcos i love you the most”
“What no I do”
“Actually... it’s a common fact Malia loves Marcos the most.”
“Oh. Ok”

by I’m not the buttface December 25, 2018

Marcos

A bitch ass nigga

You acting kinda like a marcos

by Billy rau October 15, 2017

Marcos

He has a gigantic penis intellectual master he is loving sensitive and very sexy

Marcos, i will always love you

by I’m super smart and gay July 13, 2018

San Marcos Steamer

1. When you take a fresh dump and save a turd, then place that turd into an enemy's drying laundry.

Chad: dude..just take a dump..and when he is drying his clothes...go put the turd in the dryer lmfao

Josh: we call that a san marcos steamer

by Chad P. March 20, 2008

Marcos

A cool dude, really mean to teachers, get really bad grades, does dares even if nobody tells him too

Naa yo I don't want to do nothing unless Marcos comes

by Barragan March 26, 2017

marcos

better than tera

tera is a big poop and marcos is not

by faker-facker April 4, 2017