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Mando

A secret condominium or other residence purchased or rented by a man or men in a relationship(s) with a wife, girlfriend, etc. The Mando is mainly used as a means to get away from family although it could provide a means to pursue an outside relationship. Usually outfitted with many of the items men would like at home but are unable to have. Some examples would be a pool table, bar, dart board, video games, home theater, digital vaporizer, lava lamp, erotic art etc.
I’ll see you at the Mando to watch the game. If you get there before me, heat the hot tub and clean the stripper pole before the girls arrive.
by Captain - Al January 23, 2011
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Mandolin

Mandolin is a sweet, funny, and beautiful girl. She's very shy but when you get to know her she's an amazing person. She sticks up for her best friends and if she loves you enough I'm sure she'd even die for you. Mandolin is one of the sweetest people you'll come to know. If your lucky enough to meet Mandolin then your sure to have a great friend. :D
Girl 1. "That girl is so sweet!!"
Girl 2. "Duh, her name is Mandolin."
by Terry :D August 7, 2011
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man-dog

A game played by the British Army where one man drops his trousers and spreads his ass checks while the other places his cock length wise between his mate's ass checks. The man who spread his ass cheeks was the bun and the man who placed his cock between the ass checks was the hotdog or man-dog. The Brit soldiers tell soldiers of other nations that the game of man-dog is "totally not gay and you just don't understand because you are US/Canadian/Aussie etc".
Oy, Phiwip? Ow bout ah game af man-dog?
by Tony666 December 13, 2012
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Mandocydos

When you can’t hang out with the boys because your girl has you in a chain
Mando has a rare case of Mandocydos.
by Guppyjr707 March 2, 2018
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Crud-mandouche

When the act of ass-kissing, or brown nosing ,as it is sometimes called, has become so ridiculously obvious, it's as if the perp has intentionally wrapped toilet paper around his own head, so as to become a human butt hole swab. It is at this time that the butt-smooching offender must forever be christened... Crud-mandouche.
Worker 1: Wow, looks like the boss' son is really crawling up the old keister today. huh?
Worker 2: What a total farken Crud-mandouche!
by Thecrudwhisperer March 30, 2010
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mandom

the Mans Condom for man. Demandom Mandoms , reusuable mandoms for man only for men at mandom store man stores , man , man man man , mans..Mans. Demandom mandoms.
would u like to buy mandoms maam
by samuek January 29, 2005
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mandork

amanda, who happens to be a dork, hence mandork. this occurs due to the blond amanda not listening to when her name is called, however, responds to mandork. =\
"amanda. amanda. aaaamanda. AMANDA! MANDORK!
by dorkalicious December 2, 2004
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