malakian

The only one who know what to do with a guitar of the other people who think they know what to do with a guitar

Never say "i know play guitar" when Daron Malakian is walking on the earth.

by sweetguy July 27, 2006

phil macavity

the scottish version of "phil mccracken". Pronounced "Fill Ma' Cavity" Essentially a humorous alias to use on school sign-in forms or to identify ones'self as to unsuspecting law enforcement personnel, as the humour in such a joke is two-fold: from the indivuidual pronouncing the name, and from his/her puzzlment and sudden realization as to what they have justr said.

Used to great comic effect in an episode of the British comedy "The Thin Blue Line" starring Rowan Atkinson, where the police force of a small town struggles with the stinging wit of a London baddie.

Officer Fowler Rowan Atkinson(explaining to others): "now watch how it's done. What's your name, son?"

London Boy: (acting very awkward) Ivor, sir

Fowler: Very well, what's your last name, son?

London Boy: Biggun, officer.

Fowler (turns to Constable Goody James Dreyfus) :Goody, take note- Ivor Biggun

(which comes out in a british accented-voice as "I'va big'un." much laughter, Fowler rushes angrily out of room, is seen muttering outside to himself)

Goody: (exiting room, rather happy) Great news sir, he just named his two Scottish accomplices, Ben Doone and Phil Macavity!

by maks October 22, 2004

Malvinas

(n.) Island group off the coast of Argentina. Commandered by Britain in 1834 as a re-fuelling post for down under and the south americas. Owned by Argentina for a short stint in the eighties, until Thatcher sent in the Royal navy and some sea harriers to destroy thier sorry military.


The correct term is "The Falkland Islands".

Ay-ay-ay! La malivinas! Ingles! Ay-ay-ay!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004

Malvinas

Fantasy made up spanish name for British islands in the South Atlantic. The correct term is Falkland Islands

The Falklands Islands are British, fact.

by José Pablo January 10, 2004

Malavika Mahalingam

Most beautiful girl with an angelic voice. A very romantic girl with ulterior motives. To be a a wife of a person who's name would start with a V. A very talented and most intelligent extra terrestrial person in this universe.

She is a Malavika Mahalingam

by vazma October 13, 2017

malakianism

The ultimate religion.

Where do I sign up??

by HIMinion May 10, 2005

Malaki

He a good friend to have but he don’t like any hoes only loyalty girls (cough cough ahmya)

Does Malaki like ahmya

No she’s a hoe

by Djxbchdjdndjs May 28, 2019