Masami

The Meme. He's a total adrenaline junkie, though he does his best to hide it, if he doesn't go cliff diving twice a week he goes insane jfc. He's a total meme and a bit of an underachiever and shall never relinquish his hoodie. Also characterized as heartless. (hahahahHAHAHAGA)
common nicknames for masami: masa, masi, masameme, meme
if you have masami you have a meme

"Oh look its that meme Masami."
"Thats so heartless! Just like Masami!"

by probably Astro, actually October 26, 2014

malakianism

The ultimate religion.

Where do I sign up??

by HIMinion May 10, 2005

malame

the opposite of lame
totally awesome
rad to the maximum
also, a person
part of the most awesome people in the world see meaglovin as other part

"holy cow! that kids shirt was so unmalame i mean, what a loser"
i really like your shoes, they are so malame, i'm meaglovin them!

by meag April 29, 2008

Malaki

He a good friend to have but he don’t like any hoes only loyalty girls (cough cough ahmya)

Does Malaki like ahmya

No she’s a hoe

by Djxbchdjdndjs May 28, 2019

monitor malaise

An imaginary condition invented by people who have no experience with using computers. Computers scare them, so they pretend the monitor makes their eyes or brain hurt so they can run away. c.f. motion sickness. Real people can sit in front of monitors for days at a time and feel no ill effects.

old lady: oo-er, this computer tv screen makes my eyes go a bit funny. I think I have that there monitor malaise.
normal person: shut up, you moronic old bitch *shoots*

by MKHH December 28, 2005

malasis

A thick, gooey syrup that is collected from a tree.
It is so thick it often takes a few minutes to shake from a bottle.

That girl is as slow as malasis.

by Fuubunny March 10, 2008

Malarious

Something that you are laughing at that you shouldn't.

Joe fell over and broke his leg, it was malarious

by MegaScriber June 20, 2012