Makeup Men

The politicians and billionaire men who wear makeup and have been given power and wealth.

This is what you get when you put in Makeup Men. You know they're going to lie to you and then do stupid shit like war and stock market manipulation to distract you from the fact that they wear makeup like women.

by Publius0987 September 16, 2025

makeup sexting

When you have a “make up sex” session but it happens via text. Usually it follows a fight or disagreement.

Dude! I started a fight with my virtual girlfriend just to get the makeup sexting. It’s so hot!

by Single dad journeys August 9, 2023

Makeupable

Used by the one professor in your college days who's always so kind and understanding that you would remember them for life.

I can definitely organize make-ups as needed, the quiz from yesterday, and also if you want to take a break this week and schedule a make-up for the test tomorrow, I can definitely organize it for you. Anything about this class is "makeupable"!

by AL0729 April 14, 2020

No makeup November

No one can wear makeup go the month of November

Becky “It no makeup November, why are you wearing makeup!”

by Ccoshandle November 2, 2023

No makeup may

If guys have no nut November. Girls should have no makeup may. Where they can't wear makeup for all of may!

Good luck girls

No makeup may

by No makeup may November 4, 2019

More Makeup March

It is a weird trend that makes women/gay/transgender men to make alot of makeup on the month of march which gives the word, More Makeup March(MMM).

Girl 1: Hey girl, are you ready for the big trend.

Girl 2: YEAAAAAH!! Can't wait for More Makeup March.

by Cr1ms0n November 4, 2023

Your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired

If you work as a cashier in a store that sells age restricted items such as alcohol you may get underage girls coming into the store with tonnes of makeup on to make themselves look older. This can result in you not asking them for ID because you think they look old enough to not need it but you end up getting fired anyway because they are actually underage.

For the guys, it is "your shitty beard is gonna get me fired."

Underage girl: *Places bottle of wine on counter*
Cashier: ID please
Underage girl: But I'm 30!
Cashier: Nope, your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired!

by LordJenal December 17, 2023