Bernie Madoff

Cum in a girls eyes so that they are completely blind and throw her face-down on the floor. Quickly get dressed and then take her money as you leave. As you run out the door, yell "Gotcha bitch!".

"Alright boys im buying tonight. I Bernie Madoff-ed some bitch last night so I have an extra $200 laying around."

by Word 1981 September 3, 2009

masturbation, booze, and madonna

the 1990s version of "Sex, drugs, and rock n roll"

I was reading the book Reviving Ophelia and Gail, one of Mary Pipher's patients, said that the phrase "sex, drugs, and rock 'n' roll" had been changed to "masturbation, booze, and Madonna". Wow.

by Karen Stickney November 11, 2008

madonna

It's like watching your nan dance in her undies...

Hey Sam, he's doing a madonna!

by Frau_Dragana April 18, 2008

madonna

a.Over 40 year-old women still acting like teenagers and wearing bras that overly "push-up".

b.Americans faking inconvincing British accents.

"Damn, don't get all Madonna on me, mom!"

by Chi Bai April 25, 2006

Andie MacDowell

when somebody delivers a very monotone, emotionless statement when clearly there could have been a more effective way of delivery.

this definition pays homage to the queen of the one toned delivery Andie Macdowell who has been labelled by some as the "acting equivalent to BOTOX".

My friend told a joke in the most boring, mundane ANDIE MACDOWELL kind of way.

by chrislamma April 4, 2009

Madonna

a Madonna is a statue or portayance of the virgin Mary. It is a term usually used by Catholics

There is a 10 foot Madonna in this cathedral

by Benjamin L. May 6, 2006

Madonna'd

Getting so toned that your muscles show under 4 layers of clothes.
Or
Going to the gym to get ripped

Jenny standing in front of her mirror admiring her popping abs smiled and remarked, "Damn I'm getting Madonna'd!"

by Chicaliente May 22, 2007