mature

not me

ur so mature -3-

nah fam im gay

by i am a threat October 11, 2018

Cock mackrel

noun; The cock mackrel is one who constantly changes their conviction to suit their present situation. One who changes their opinion to suit what is currently the majority's belief. A hypocrite. Related to the mackrel's behavior of schooling(in reality a cock mackrel is a small mackrel).

Those congressmen are such cock mackrels!

by EVIL PENIS April 30, 2004

mature

A self-descriptive term often used in personal ads, which is synonymous with boring mother fucker.

Hi. My name is John. I'm a 34 year old stamp collector with a mature personality.

by judochop November 12, 2007

mature mom

Basically a synonym for milf. Can also be used in association with cougar.

Jack: That chick in the porno is a mature mom man.
Tim: For real bro, I wish I could tap that milf.

by mac2 September 21, 2009

Macura

A piece of shit from Boston.

Hey look its a Macura! That fucking haaaaawwwddd onnnn!
Hey is that suitcases under those arms?

by Dom Wider September 6, 2008

pre-mature ejaculation

Pre-mature ejaculation is when you fire you're load before you finish you're climax. The BITCH AIN'T SATISFIED

TCHU was banging a hot girl and he started to Pre-mature ejaculation before he whipped his pants off

by P.HONGG September 18, 2008

Maureen

A beautiful, smart, and talented girl.

Girl 1: Maureen is so impressive
Girl 2: Yeah, I wish I was a Maureen.

by caligirl222 April 6, 2011