Macaroni Ass

A worthy lazy person that collects sumplimental income and has nothing better to do with there time but hang out with their working friends

Matt is such a macaroni ass. All he does is collect his disability check and bother his friends while they are at work

by Angry midget October 24, 2018

macaroni slide

in skateboarding or rollerblading, when you fall on a ramp and slide down all limp looking like macaroni.

I did a macaroni slide when i fell.

by man June 19, 2004

macaroni in a boat

A phrase used when attempting to insert your foot inside of the vagina of an elderly woman. The feeling has been defined as some to feel the same as sinking their feet in a boat full of macaroni.

"I tried giving my grandma's friend a macaroni in a boat, but my feet were too big."

by urbanchewbacca123 January 26, 2017

Greasy macaroon

When a man ejaculates on a partner's breasts, and she/he proceeds to rub her/his nipples sensually against his using the cum as a lubricant

"Oh baby, come closer so that I may give you greasy macaroons"
"Sounds good."

by Wishiwaswitty June 2, 2015

macaroni and

denotes cheesiness when describing someone or something that's name completes the phrase.

macaroni and bryan adams.

by jupitermudd August 13, 2010

Macaronies

A version of a push-up where you don't bring your chest all the way to the ground. You bend your elbows until you want to come back up. Also known as elbow bends.

Dude, she didn't go all the way down, she just did 16 macaronies.

by H. Nelson May 2, 2014

Macaronus

The singular form of macaroni

"mother a macaronus fell out of my bowl"

by Maverickesd November 6, 2019