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urinal lottery

When you're at a bar with your buddies and every time you take a piss you throw some change in the urinal and keep track of how much is in there until it disappears because someone dug it out.
Damn bro we we played urinal lottery last night and got $1.17 in the urinal before some sorry fucker dug it out of there.
by Annoi boi March 21, 2020
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Fresher's Lottery

The lottery that every first-year university student is entered into when they are randomly assigned flatmates for their first year of accomodation.
Dude, I totally won the Fresher's Lottery! Check out my smoking hot new flatmate!
by happynoj February 1, 2010
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won the lottery

Winning only $1.50, when you could have won $1,000,000.
Person 1: Hey, look, I won the lottery!
Person 2: Congratulations, how much did you win?
Person 1: $1.50!
Person 2: ...
by LouBlu08 April 11, 2021
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Lottery

The lottery is the only form of entertainment which pays you back.
by Loto32 January 27, 2013
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Somebody's gotta win the lottery.

How the hell did he get a girl so hot? Well, somebody's gotta win the lottery.
by Ajkert May 8, 2014
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Newfie Lottery

When a person from Newfoundland thinks they've won the lottery, but only actually got one number on each line.
Wife: Oh my God, I won the lottery!!!
Husband: No you didn't, you just won the Newfie Lottery, you're a dumbass!
by wopalicious July 13, 2009
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Irish Lottery

Having sex without a condom or other form of birth control.
Colleen and Patrick have been playing the irish lottery and they may have hit the jackpot - she's two weeks late...
by donjuansw August 5, 2008
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