loftsyp

look out for those stupid young people

Mate:What you doing tonight man?
You: Out and about round the city
Mate: Loftsyp man, loftsyp

by Ian Beil April 7, 2008

Lofterbating

The act of jerking off while in IM's with someone in a chatroom.

I was lofterbating while Jeannie was telling me about her girlfriend in IM'swhile I was in the chatroom.

by Cyber Kong October 10, 2005

Lofty

slow, thick, yorkshire

I cant do my exams im a bit lofty

by burt November 21, 2003

lofty

A simple adjective meaning liking-cock, cock-lover, etc.

Shevchinko: just for u lofty baby *pulls out cock*
Lofty_Kitsune: fuck off shev
Shevchinko: i jacked off to the pic of ur b3lly butt0n!

by LoftyKitsune December 23, 2006

Loftiss

Someone who like to take jizz to the face during working out, it encourages them to get strong. Loftiss's usually like gay butt sex in between getting head by old men. Loftiss's are usually strong to make up for the lack of penis size, loftiss's are know to have extremly small penis's.


Loftiss's are usually named Glenn.

"Dude, look at that doucher hes such a loftiss! I bet his penis is small too!"

by Longrod Von Penisface February 25, 2009

Loftin

A Loftin is when you loft your cum over a girl's face onto the other guy fucking her and it lands on his dick.

Oh dude I was totally gang-bangin' my bitch the other day and my bro pulled a Loftin on me.

by bellpepper October 22, 2009

lotch

lotch : messed up, strange, amazing, or pretty much anything of an extreme nature

(In response to someone dissing you): "That was lotch, man."
(Someone makes an incredible catch in a baseball game): "Whoa, that catch was lotch!"

by Feasul April 12, 2004