Lisa Lisa

a lady that helped defeat 3 gay aztec men with cool breathing powers, likes to use life threatening situations to train her students and became a guitar to one of the gay aztec men

“My favorite instrument is the drum, what’s yours?”
“Lisa Lisa.”

by düst June 17, 2021

Lisa

The most amazing girl you’ll ever meet, she’s super cute and very thicc! When you see her you’ll think it’s love at first sight! She’s very funny and adorable, she’s everything you’d wish for.

Is that Lisa! omg i wanna be her uncle!!

by autistic nigger January 11, 2019

whats ligma

:Ligma balls lmao

:John :hey whats ligma
:B e t e r :ligma balls
:John Fucking dies

by No u Ur mom gay Ur dad lesbian July 29, 2018

Lisa Simpson

Too smart for her own good

Lisa Simpson, your test score was 187%, and the max was 100%.

by Ozzy The Gamer Dog October 27, 2020

Ligma Male

A sigma male who uses Linux

“Hey bro, did you catch the new windows update?”

“Nah bro, I’m a Ligma male”

by Definitely my real name June 27, 2022

Ligma balls

A very rare disease that weeaboos, blue haired Jews, and cringy Pom Pom Dancers can get. This corrupts the body’s testicles and kills the person.

Person 1: “How did ninja die, he was such an amazing fortnite player!”
Person 2: “Ligma balls killed him XD!”

by Sholley Quire July 21, 2018

Ligma

A rare disease caused by oversleeping, constant online activity and infected wounds on the face. Ligma affects the eyes and causes it to ‘do a backflip’ similar to worms but it is permanent. Only 1 person has survived Ligma and has beaten it with numerous rounds of chemotherapeutic sessions. A married man aged 27 has survived this rare form of disease. Tyler Blevins, also known as Ninja to many people, was diagnosed with Ligma at age 26. He proposed to his wife the day before he was diagnosed which led his fiancée, Jessica Goch to postpone the wedding. He has recently cut his leg while dropping a knife in the backyard. He was cooking up a barbecue and he dropped the hot knife. Because the day was windy, dust got through his leg. Blevins was an unusual patient as there was no wound to his face. He stayed in the hospital for 5 days, going through various rounds of chemotherapy and he survived. The doctors finally realised that the deadly bacteria, Ligma, is found usually in sand and dirt and can get into your eyes. They recommend people to wear shades during windy days to decrease the potential risk of getting this disease and cancer.

Dr Panpitadatabatagata: Tyler.. you have been infected by rare Ligma-
Tyler Blevins: MAH BALLS BOI HAHAAA
Dr Panpitadatabatagata: Aww sheet u gotmi bruu

by Dr Panpitadatabatagata Jedd September 9, 2018