sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads

1. From the old Austin Powers movie, the awesome quote by Dr. Evil.

2. An exclamation of pain and anger, almost at the point of giving up, but still trying to make it work

As Dr. Evil eloquently says in the old movie Austin Powers: International Man of Myster:
"You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have? "

" got 2 exams coming up, and yet this douche-bag from my history class keeps calling me up to go hang out with him. And add to that the fact that my car's tire is flat, and on top of that I got blue-balls like nobody's business. Sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!"

by Adel7 December 28, 2007

quad laser

The mooninites ultimate weapon.

Ignignoc: Mooninites unite!
Err: Lock in!
Ignignoc: No one can defeat the quad-laser!
Err: It is over now!
Ignignoc: The bullet is enormous, there is no escaping!
Err: Jumping...is useless!

by Rendar55 August 26, 2003

Lear Jet Liberal

A supposed enviornmental activist who it typical liberal hypocracy tells everyone else to ride their bike to cut down on pollution or to switch energy saving lightbulbs all the while they fly around in private jets and have houses with huge electric bills.

Al Gore proved himself to be a Lear Jet Liberal after his movie "An Inconvienent Truth" when it was discovered that he owns a private jet and his mansion in Tennessee uses as much energy in August alone as most other people do all year.

by cincyninja November 9, 2007

Resist Liberal

38-54 year old white urbanite Democrats. They hate Donald Trump and probably stan Obama and Kamala Harris. They make Cheeto jokes and call 45 the "former guy". The kind of person who finds Sarah Cooper funny. Though their political opinions may be sound, these types of Libs are second to no one in how annoying they are.

"Why on earth is he watching Stephen Colbert?"

"He's a resist liberal."

"I see. I hope he gets better soon."

by Captain Cornpop May 12, 2021

Fuck liberals

A degrading term referring to a person who has the real life perception of a Hollywood celebrity (thus they're of course an expert on global politics), coupled with the backbone of a Frenchman, and multiplied by the intelligence of a Special Olympic athlete.

Fuck Michael Moore, Fuck Tim Robbins, Fuck Alec Baldwin, Fuck Green Day, Fuck John Kerry, Fuck Liberals

by angrypatrioticamerican September 15, 2005

Laser pussy

a girl who has had a shit load of procedures done to her body and,or face to make her look better for example: laser hair removal,bikini line done by laser, and, or plastic surgery.

that girl is so fine, she damn near perfect, she's what you would call laser pussy.

by christian luyando February 14, 2009

Liberal party

Canadian political organization, previously known as the Reform party (in the 1870s). Governed Canada for all but thirty years of the twentieth century. Usually feels itself to be the 'natural governing party' of Canada: often corrupt, and becomes even more so when the opposition is fragmented. Recently almost self-destructed in the wake of a particularly well documented and obvious corruption scandal. Has always shown great talent for re-inventing itself when necessary, willing to contort itself into any position necessary to win votes (at least east of Winnipeg). Presently in rebuilding mode in the wake of the recent scandal.

The Liberal party usually wins based on seats in Eastern Canada -- It's rare for them to do very well in the west.

by avgfhadsfkjbvhadsfjhbv September 2, 2006