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crypto-lesbian

A lesbian who decided to keep her coming out strictly for herself and her intimates. Social conformity is not the only reason for the crypto-lesbian option. The thrill of dissimulating one's real nature to the social milieu can be a major incentive for such an option as well. Very often a crypto-lesbian is actually a discrete bisexual.
Daphne DuMaurier was a crypto lesbian.
by Ysengrim January 2, 2004
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ur dad lesbian lol

The WORST insult you can ever will receive.
e.g
Me: ur mum gay lol
Random fuckface: ur dad lesbian lol
me: *falls over and lands in pile of shit*
Eyyy m8 ur dad lesbian lol
me: Fuk u *Dies*
by DADLEY February 22, 2018
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Drumstick Lesbian

Unlike a chapstick or lipstick lesbian, this woman is not actually a lesbian at all. She just looks like one. She still likes men and their penises.
Suzie's tank top, camo pants and short hair make her look like a chapstick lesbian; however, I saw her flirting with Blaine earlier. Therefore, she must be a Drumstick Lesbian.
by Paige F. Enimore August 14, 2014
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Emotional Lesbian

Demarucs Cousins
by Ensign761 December 22, 2016
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Lesbian Sex

if you are a grown man searching for this on urban dictionary then you're fucking disgusting.

lesbians are real people who exist outside of a porno and should NOT be sexualised.
thank you.
straight man: lesbians are so hot I love watching/ reading lesbian sex
normal person who has respect for others: lesbians don't exist for your sexual fantasies, carl.
by stream basically I'm gay February 15, 2020
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lipstick lesbian

feminine lesbian who is attracted to other feminine lesbians. they generally enjoy fashion, flowers, perfume, sex and the city, lingerie, lipstick of course, and (gasp!) passionate sex with other women.
"If I wanted to date someone who looked like a man, I'd find a man. Where are all the lipstick lesbians?"
by lyric April 12, 2004
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Your Dad Lesbian XD

The perfect insult to throw back at those who say your mum gay lol
Him: stfu Your mum gay lol
Me: Well your dad lesbian XD
Him:Dies
by Skeleben ._. February 18, 2018
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